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Bear Grylls Is A Crazy

2010-08-20T12:46:00.003+10:00

Dont know if your familiar with the Tv show 'Man Vs Wild' but it features and ex secret service agent, Bear Grylls and as stated in the title of my blog the man is a genuine crazy!

If you are yet to experience the the true extremity which is Bear Grylls, i would encourage you to delve, why? Allow me to expound.

Each episode begins in a different corner of mother nature most extreme wilderness, spreading across continents in to places such as South Dakota, Romania, BaJa Desert, Central Australia, Turkey, Dominican Republic, Belize and loads more.

Bear para-shoots in to these remote locations with one goal (not to Survive the elements and find civilisation as is advertises) but rather to consume as much unsanitary, unconventional and just not ok! 'Non foods'as he manages to comes across, get in to as may potentially life ending situations, take off his cloths, and say the word "slippy" as frequently as possible.

Once again allow me to elaborate... so you can more fully understand. scenario 1.

" Its in conditions like these where your bodies at its highest risk of dehydration if I dont find water fast things could turn fatal! Im going to have to drink my own pee.. "

What the heck! Not OK! Let death ensue if you have to drink your own pee you are ment to die so just accept it.. And its say so matter of fact and i a British accent.. "Ill have to drink my own pee!"

The next is food , and i mean why would you cook the meat when you can gnaw strait off the carcass of a zebra, or bite strait in to the alive flipping around fish..

I mean sure i understand you can , as in its physically possible but relay? Necessary? i think not!

these largely grotesque features of drinking urine and the fecal matter of un identified mammal

are only additives to his true insanity jumping off waterfalls cave diving wrestling crocodiles, eating poison's spiders and other arachnids, and not to mention his continual failed attempts at creating rafts.. which he still seems to use..

His shows a real treat oddly addictive and rather humerus and he does go to some amazing locations and you learn some great life survival skills..

i my self feel totally prepared and skilled up enough to survive in the most barren waste land or a wild est of jungles

This is a must see Program!

Enjoy!

Married with 3 children, the author of several books and a personalised clothing range there seems to be alot placed on the line each time an episode is shot.

On The Hunt!

2010-08-16T11:19:00.002+10:00

OK so I am currently on the hunt for a signature dish .. more specificity my signature dish ...

It appears to me that as one matures and dinner party's and desert nights increase people become know for their signature dish. The dish they always bring and is noted as being at above average to the taste.

For example .. (appologies to those who are not yet acquainted with the following people)

Sister Harkness and her 'Pavlova', Sister Bulfin and her 'Hedgehog Slice', Sherman and his ShermanCookies, Danielle Harkness and his 'lemon Tart', Olivia and her 'Cheese Cake', Sister Niania and her 'Betty Crocker'' cake', ha-ha but true, and my mum for her 'Brownies'.

What is mine to be?

and so the hunt begins, and trust me its going to be amazing!

Dam Daniel for steeling the lemon tart!

New Glasses All Round!

2010-08-13T14:35:00.003+10:00

Whilst on the topic of retinal protection i also purchased new sunglasses.. The first item purchased in Singapore to be bogged about

As many would know for sometime i have had the classic ray ban wayfarer in the tortoiseshell variety

but upon deciding to in my generously state decide to give them to bobby (don't worry mum not talking about her and Joshua's love affair) as a present in celebration of the day of her birth, i simply needed new ones. and finding my self not only in Singapore but in a position to buy duty free this was an opportunity i could not pass up .. Sunglass hut provided my answer in a pair of arnetts no less arnett agents and i only paid $60 Australian i was wrapped!

Four Eyes

2010-08-13T13:40:00.002+10:00

Never Placed much thought toward the eliteness of the balls of my eye..

But low sure enough upon close examination i have a stigmatism(now my spell check does not contain this word so i apologise for incorrect spelling if its there ..

Now after Jason Kwong had told me this life changing news i had only one question .. What the heack is that! and are my eyes going to fall out at any moment .. because if they are im going to need some time to prep my self...

He proceeded to explain my eyes are shaped like foot balls and not basked ball.. I didn't know weather to be offended or deeply concerned .. was i the only one who had never noticed that i had football eyes

he elaborated further .. when a stigmatised eye tries to focus on a cross such as this + it can only focus on one of the lines at a time the other is blurry so the eye flick's between the two resulting in not so crisp vision.

i personal think he should have just skipped to this explanation with out getting all personal about this sensitive topic, but what ever Kwong!

6 days 4 hours and 37 seconds later and i was the proud owner of my own vision correctors!

Natural i wanted the country road ones but due to my lack of funds and my impending move to Singapore which caused frugality in the spending of my already minimal funditure caused me to opt for the cheaper and somewhat lees stylish option designed and brought to you by spec savers. they are as below ..

A Fresh Start!

2010-08-13T13:26:00.002+10:00

A Fresh Start Indeed..

I will recap my recent adventures of the great land of Singaling..(aka Singapore) in blogs to come and i do apologise to those of you who where griping your seats in anxious wait for the informative blog of my first few weeks in Asia town.

But first a catch up for those who may not know yet.

I am no longer in Singapore i resigned form my job there with 'The Singapore Dance Theatre'

and have retired from professional Ballet.

Indeed this was a colossal decision to be made as i have been pursuing ballet for .. well .. sometime.

This is something i have been thinking about for sometime and have now come to fully decide that a career in professional ballet is no longer what i want.

If your a dancer i would think you would be able to understand more than most that when that passion, love and drive is no longer there .. it simply is no longer worth it.

and so hear i am, seemingly placed in front of a fresh white canvas of life .. ready for me to navigate my brush of choice all over it.

I am still undecided as to which avenue i would like to take but there are a fair few i am exploring and seeing what i may like to pursue professionally.

So i am excited be embarking on this new adventure, but right now i am just looking for any sort of employ so i can pay to live in the interim ...

But here's to fresh starts and all the promise they hold!

I Need A Lap Top! What To Choose?

2010-07-13T15:38:00.003+10:00

OK so as a resat of my moving to singapore which i know i haven't bloged about yet but maby in the future. I digress, So there is a need for me to have my own amazing and yes i specify amazing lap top. so what do i get? For me to be honest it is all about the look. 99% of computers out there will do what i want them to do so all i want is one that looks elite and amazing an may have some added fun things for me to muck around on .. And you know what i think most people are in the same position as me although most will deny .. the bulk of people buy an elite lap top not for functionality but for the external beauty!

So do i go the Mac? indeed in beauty it is hard to surpass and it truly is a glorified toy for grown! but there prices not so beautiful to tasteful eye!

So i investigated further and came across an option which i thought would match the Asus Ux50

its slim and shiny design made it quite desirable to the eye and apparently according to dad not a bad computer as well! but how much would it cost .. The father informed me if his ability to certain laptops at hole sale prices due to the nature of his work .. what joy this brought to me .. i assigned him to the task of finding out how much the whole sale price actually would be .

the news was not so joyful $1200 that's pretty much a Mac, simply unacceptable

So here i am still stuck do i bight the bullet and get the mack or are there other options out there that aren't like a kilometre thick have larger spoilers and contours that a ferrari and not coloured like some kind of Madigras!?!?

O the Deception

2010-07-13T14:58:00.003+10:00

OK sorry i haven't bogged in some time dear ones .. thinks have been rather busy but alas i have once again taken up the key and shall blog once more ..

O the deception indeed

Today upon arriving home i received a letter form my last employer the Australian ballet .. yay i thought my PAYG statement .. i can now reclaim the money once repossessed by the money hogs led by the one Julia Guillard .. (what a Joke! ) and indeed upon opening it i found a nice little sum which i intended to claim ..

I was home alone, so with out the aid of others to help me in my lodging.. but i could not wait i wanted that money ASAP!! so i endeavoured to begin the process alone .. i had previously used ETax and found logic pushing me to opt for it once again .. so when 'ETax' had pooped up in my Google search for '2010 tax return on-line' i eagerly clicked

a new look i thought .. i had herd the process was all new and now much simpler .. and indeed it was 10 minuets it took that was all .. Fantastic i thought until a small black bold text in the centre of the page caught my eye ..

approve payment method below.. it taunted .. what the! i had never paid to return of the tax before why now had this great wickedness come upon me? i read on ..$66 will be subtracted from your return as payment for the processing of your claim .. o the horror!! that's a tank of petrol right there!! but it was too late the deed was done there was no return from this den of iniquity i dad completed the final stage!! what was going on ..

A call to the father brought nothing but a patronising voice mail taunting me..

but alas a knock on the door .. its Bob and Josh (no this doesn't count mum) i proceeded to relay the story to josh to which he replied .. did you do it through the governments website.. because that shouldn't cost you any money! long pause .. sudden realisation .. O the deception!

i had not used the governments ETax but a company who had poached their name ETax accountants!! (and they wonder why NOBODY likes accountants!!)

needles to say i was far from impressed .. having my future pockets unnecessary $66 lighter is no cause for excitement .. and although the process was indeed quick and pain free it certainly was not $66 faster or easier!!

Death to ETax Accountants i say! and their deceptive ways ..

Not Happy Jan!

So Annoying

2010-05-28T14:53:00.002+10:00

So As I have no money at thing current time I have relied on the generosity of others (thanks) so when I organized to meet with a friend of lunch I sought the monetary assistance of bobby having driven her to work on numerous occasions she was more that obliging and donated a sum to my cause .. However... after being dropped at the station by my gracious mother I approached the ticket purchasing machines... declined, was my card what the freak I just watched the transfer form bobby's account to mine and the approved result .. How could this be...? I try again! Declined... Disheveled I enlist the help of an ATM where upon entering my pin and pressing the 2nd form the bottom button on the right to 'display balance on screen' I am met with one horrid sight! Current balance $$$(um excuse me i need some privacy ha-ha) and below available balance $0.15

What the heck!! I should have listened to the warning of the great bobbster when she foretold of the sometimes tendency for it to take up to 2 working days to transfer!

I disregarded this because the transference has always been instantaneous in the past with my dad and others... Why now has this great wickedness come upon me? Apparently it’s because it was a first time transfer... so although both myself and bobby are members of the commonwealth bank because she’s never transferred to me before today it’s going to take forever!! But next time it will go strait thorough WHY!!!!

Because of this grave annoyance i was forced to walk home from the train station and miss my appointment t with my friend grr too you combank!

Lars Stoten! Mjolk!

2010-05-27T16:13:00.007+10:00

Lars an Australian designer which is AMAZING!! thoroughly enjoy an Australian designer loving absolutely all of his stuff... now i just need to know where to get it form .. ill keep you posted on that one.

I especialy love the red shoes give me time i'll have them ..

2010-05-27T16:06:00.004+10:00

Butterflies Have Curly Tongues

2010-05-25T14:45:00.006+10:00

O dear Tanyth how could you doubt me? Thursday last I made a comment about the nature of a butterflies tongues 'Its curly'. This seemingly abstract comment, should not have come as such a surprise to one who knows me so well let alone its validity questioned, shame on you doubting Tanyth... but alas I am quick to forgive... but it would appear not so quick to prove myself as it has now been some days that have passed us before this promised blog has come to fruition.

But I stand victorious now as it is published and my statements have been proved correct!

A butterfly’s tongs is curly (and so are moth’s incidentally)

To explain to Tanyth, as she asked how I came to know this fact, i relayed to her this story...

“When I was a much younger Ashton myself and a friend by the name of Phoebe Fitzgerald came across a butterfly that we instantly identified as dying ... don’t ask me how we knew well place it down to spidi senses... Any way seeing this needy animal in need, we proceeded to feed it our boost juice. Naturally we did not share a straw but we put a blob on our finger and put it next to the decrepit insect then proceeded to watch it as it licked the boost with none other than a curly tongues!

This was later reinforced when i did a year 7 project on insects!

You Make Me Sick!

2010-05-20T16:26:00.005+10:00

Ok I know its tuff for you to hear (men of the world) but if you are one of the many individuals who currently own or wear a white shoe that resembles anything even close to any of the below images... You don’t deserve to have feet. A little harsh I hear some say, I think perhaps quite the opposite... For a number of years now I have sat by and allowed my eyes to be violated by this haness crime, but now no longer. Excuse the pun but I’m putting my foot down. I don’t know where the delusion has stemmed from but people of the world it’s time to end it!

The worst it when this 'situation' occurs in leather and is featured at the bottom of a suit... there are many who seem to strut with such confidence as the walk their payless pleather gangster lovers in and out of a formal dressed occasion .. o the confusion you suffer from.

Don’t get me wrong I don’t care whether you paid $20 or $420 there still ugly... It’s just a shame if you spent the latter, you could have gotten yourself a great pair of shoes for that!

now I can assure you my passionate dislike for these white sinners is just as strong when there in the canvas variety not only are these now unfortunately the most 'common' shoes and yes I mean common as a derogative here they are so dang ugly as well not to mention bad for your feet ..

Ultimately if you own a pair burn them immediately and begin seeking alternate superior foot wear... This shouldn’t be hard.

Now originally I thought humm Volleys there sort of a slight exception but I have changed my mind there not there just as bad when sported in white.. Unless there the old school thick sole ones there cool..

General rule white shoes not go there unless there for sport in which case there not meant to look good their 100% functional ( I will say these shoes should only be used for their designed activity and not as a substitute for causally foot were) there will in your life time be maybe 1 exception to this rule but unless your an expert you will probably miss it so don’t bother!

Nutella On Toast

2010-05-14T15:42:00.002+10:00

Ill tell you what I love about Nutella on toast .. it sometimes happens with peanut butter but is naturally at least 62% inferior when you spread ridiculous amounts of Nutella on to your warm toast and it sort of starts to melt but not really any way when you eat it you have to ensure you keep the bread completely horizontal lest the nutella all slips of the back of the toast I love it, it’s like a game ... hahah as I was thinking of this blog I began to Google images for the post… I was so disappointed with the result none of the picture had enough Nutella on them so I have had to take my own J I will point out that the stocking of Nutella in the Curtis pantry occurs on average once a year for reasons such as .. The largest gar is consumed in one sitting between 2 people and a loaf of bread once timed in at under 20 minutes and... They are yet to release an organic version… Where trying to be organic!

Dutch Bicycles

2010-05-14T14:59:00.005+10:00

So I am just really loving bikes at the moment. As most know my nationality stems from the Netherlandian roots making me partially Dutch... Which I love and claim when ever and where ever possible and if any of you have ever been to the Netherlands you will know how all encompassing their bike cloture is...

There are about 15 million people in the Netherlands and there are about 12 million bicycles. That’s almost as many bikes as people... And twice as many bikes as cars .. Amazing I know… On ya Netherlands there doing your part for the environment... And have you seen all their windmills don’t even get me started there’s no denying it their elite... They even have special bicycle traffic lights for cyclers and over 17,000 km of cycle lanes awesome!

Another element that I love is that all classes of people ride everyone from the oldies, to the cool kids, to the $3000 suit wearing business men and women. The girls have no problems with riding in a pencil skirt and a pair of 9 inch stilettos here… They have truly mastered the art of discreet classy riding... You see they ride because its practice not so much for leisure of for exercise although I’m sure it provides all those things, it’s simply how they get around. Traveling anywhere from… To and from the shops for groceries or simply to get to work… mor often that not it will not be just one person on the bike I have seen ad herd of up to 6 people on 1 bike at a time hurling down the street. Although this hugh n umber is less common, seeing 3 or4 is not.

But be warned if you in the Netherlands lock your bike! It will be stolen Some people paint their bikes bright and distinguishing colours or just ugly colour to deter people from steeling their bike ... Amsterdam is the bike theft capital of the world .. another word of advice if your after a bike to ride around and see the sights avoid dark alleys where there are men’s calling Fiets Kopen? Fiets Kopen? (Meaning Buy a bike?)There are other more reputable ways of acquiring a mode of transport than to buy a stolen bike of a desperate druggy! I challenge you to find what they are... They may not be as cheep but you will still be able to get a temple recommend.

Both of them have 3 people on board although not so impressive, the instance i was mentioning before there where no extra apparatus to help hole people.

Look at this old guy! Total Rocker!

Man in suit just ridning along I love it

We have sure come a long way...

To Be Scarfed

2010-05-12T11:14:00.005+10:00

Here are some scarf's put out this Autumn/winter season by 'burberry' and 'Zara' I would realy like one please.

The Lacking:

2010-05-11T19:52:00.002+10:00

I have no clothes and even less money to purchase any so naturally the depression is setting in as we enter the Autumn/Winter season .. below is a post consisting if the things I would be buying if i had money ..

The below post mostly consists of 'Burberry Prorsom' and 'Zara' I am Really Enjoying what 'Zara' is putting out at the moment .. and naturally my Love afare continues with almost any thing 'Burberry'. I am also finding 'Zegna' has some great stuff at the moment Any way bla bla im sure most of you know this already ..

Things I Wish I Was In This Autumm/Winter!

2010-05-11T19:42:00.005+10:00

You Want Camels Tanyth!

2010-04-27T20:27:00.004+10:00

Upon the request of a friend (AKA Tanyth Hellings) and for the Benefit of her and, my few elite followers i am going to blog about the" enen-toed ungulate within the genus Camels" yes that's what the pants who are smart say any way!

whilst researching this topic a was deeply shocked as i saw my world of camel fall before me .. i always had held the mighty camel up on a pedestal of eliteness for its extreme ability to go with out water but as i dug i uncovered a truly dark secret .. the common rat can in fact go with out water for longer ! i know devastation.. i hate camels now .. i feel like there all frauds.. a disappointing blow for camels all over

The deceit doesn't end their apparently camels don't even store water in their humps. Water is stored in their blood which allows them to go for several days without water or food. A camels hump is actually a reservoir of fatty tissue.

In their blood !! ouch .. and who the heck wants to store fatty tissue .. aah hello its FATTY tissue .. camels did we miss the fact that it was fatty here .. dumb animals ..

oo and to recall an incorrect fact i have previously expelled .. a pregnant camel is in fact not called a knong but a far more intelligent implying term .. a "git"

things aren't going too good for the camel.. but hey according to Sunni Islamic belief, camel urine has medicinal properties.

So although there Fat and have the same name as an incredibly dumb person when their pregges its all ok .. they have magic pee!

This would explain why wikki says their main purpose In the desert, is to serve as a source of food, clothing, transportation and shelter.note food was mentioned first!

Apparently they have 3 eye lids and two rows of eyelashes and kelly jo harmen was correct a large number die each year form the ingestion of plastic bags ..

Cames you hurt me and i no longer have a desire to further blogg about you ..

Spotted! Breann King!

2010-04-22T16:56:00.003+10:00

I told you I would!

Spotted Breann King down town on the 16th of April Possing as a YSA at an exclusivley YSA only! How did she get in? i her you ask.. it would appear that the securety at these 'events' has plumited to an all time low.. It would have been nice to be able to rely on the honesty of an individual but it would appear with near criminals like this breann charactor around thats simply out of the question.

Dont trust.. Cheack it third from the left.

I trust you have enjoyed this breann :)

Danielle Bryers Will Start Fires!

2010-04-22T15:59:00.009+10:00

So Danielle so rightfully informed me that she is yet to feature in my blog. How i have been so remis in doing this is beyond me but.. I am now.

I dont know if any one has ever tryed to find a picture of the great Danielle where she is not pulling some sort of face.. Well its not easy! and seeing as the most highley featured of these is the skinny shot .. forever she shall be known!

Danielle has recentley had some rather injoyable knews recentley.. i trust with the help of face book she has been able to contact those of importance to let them know and i wont be jumping her gun on this when i post she has recieved her mission call to Salt Lake City 'Temple Square Mission'

She departs from the motherland on the 26th of September (if i can remember correctley)

The Diarama Situation

2010-04-06T19:41:00.002+10:00

On Saturday Mackenzie, Kamilah & breann thought it would be an enjoyable pass time for them to create a diorama of the Preempted wedding between Josh King and Alex Curtis. This was then Presented to them both directly following the "Annual Curtis Family Easter Saturday Egg Hunt" The two laughed at diorama and appeared to appreciate the humor in the situation. Though later the jovial face of the one Alex was no where to be found as she expressed her dis appreciation for this Easter craft. This was somewhat later re fueled as the images found there ways on to Facebook and now on to Blogs. (sorry) Those close to her are baffled at her unusual response as she is usually one for involvement in humorous activity. Don't Worry "Bosh" We will all back down now we see you need some space. Plus we've seen the moment of fun are no longer worth the wrath that so readily follows them!

Easter

2010-04-06T18:44:00.011+10:00

After eating our self into a severely medicated stake on Friday, Saturday & Sunday, we Followed it all up with some Easter Monday Beaching. Just a lazy day at the beach with the family. We played cricket.. Never liked Cricket.

Stuff white People Like

2010-04-06T18:30:00.001+10:00

For Ellen Petty's Birthday I bought her a book called "Stuff White People Like" This book is rather humorous and her and i have shared may an hour laughing over it's scary accuracy! on the topic of thing's White people indeed like.

Below is an example of 1 passage form the book.

Do enjoy the read.. and share in the fun the author of the amazing book has a blog himself in which he posts frequent add on's to the book and i believe the book its self is available there too.

check it out !

Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

2010-04-06T18:08:00.002+10:00

Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something that white people hate, it’s best to choose something that will allow white people to make clever comments or at the very least feel better about themselves. Currently, the easiest way to do that is to ask a white person for their thoughts on people who wear Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy is a clothing company that makes a wide range of expensive t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans. These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.
To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.
Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.
For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”
Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.

Now To Be Know As Bosh

2010-03-30T15:23:00.003+11:00

I have chosen to adopt the trend of NW and Who magazine and morph the two names of a couple together to get a catchy new reference(like Tomcat or Brangelina) form now on Bob and Josh shall be know as "Bosh"

The Saga continues .. although to be honest it is at this point beginning to bore me .. as there in new goss to report .. josh has started his job, which made Monday the first day i can recall since the Josh's return that the two have been a day apart .. Alexandra says " she felt OK " when asked how she felt spending a day alone .. i think what she is actually saying is.. "those hours spent with out josh felt like 1000 days with out food or water .. I suffered greatly form a thirst only josh could quench" which for the first time had to be done purely over the phone.. as the two were un able to unite in person.. will they break this fast tonight.. i imagine they will .. i will work hard on my paparazzi skills and try to capture the couple in action ..

It looks like Bosh is here to stay better finalise what Kamilah, Pania, Mackenzie, Breann, and Myself want for the wedding and let Bosh Know.

Bob & Josh

2010-03-29T15:08:00.002+11:00

Whats new i hear you all asking!
It now having pased the week mark of "Josh's" return i think i have whitnesed enought to make my evaluations of the situation credible and legitt!

The two have been enseperable and been spoted fratenising nightley, primerily in a red nissan pintara parked in the 'pash zone' out the front of 40 Fraser st Glen Waverley at hours as late or should i say earlry as 2:30am. What were they doing? when pressed they clainm they were 'talking'. but close sources say it was more like a bit of 'Lip Training'.
The production for third wheels has increased 100 fold since the two have been re united after ther 2 year sabaticle
I forsee the production slowing as josh starts work this week and the time spent at eachothers side reduces.

More later got to go play Ballet

Daily Quote Of Mother!

2010-03-24T12:40:00.001+11:00

After eating 17 chocolate eggs whats the point of anything any more!!

Todays The Day

2010-03-19T11:27:00.003+11:00

So today is the day spoken of by many.. The build up has been intense. Josh King (AKA Bobby'sLover) returns home form his mission today, Yay. Congratulations Josh Good Job. Unbeknown to him, the two (Bobby and Josh) are under every ones watchful eye, as all look on keen to see how things play out between the two. Thank goodness (for them) gossip girl isn't about lest there first private encounter, would be far less Private. (that gives me a fun idea) will it be love at first re-sight or will the time apart prove too much. Time itself will surely tell. I wish them both the best of luck as they face 'awquid' Head on as they reunite for the first time on two years. When will the long awaited reunion occure is not known. Will it be imediatley upon his arival home, or will he leave it a day and visit her perhaps the saturday evening that follows. perhaps the scedualed sunday sacrament meeting will be the two's first meeting. where ever it is its going to be funny!

2010-03-19T11:20:00.002+11:00

So Bob has rejected the injenious idea of getting married in green.. no matter how light the shade may be. So we now go with plan B. which has 2 options continue with the same amazing 'Vera Wang' Dress but just have it in White, (how origonal) or look for some alternate white dress, which i feele im going to go with the latter as theat dress looks freaking amazing in green and would be a shame to diverge.

The above are the alternate posibilities.
(All by 'Vera Wang')

2010-03-19T11:09:00.000+11:00

Starting a fresh

2010-03-18T00:41:00.002+11:00

I'm Starting a fresh, new and improved everything!

Mum's Quote Of The Moment

2010-03-17T22:26:00.003+11:00

So my mum says the funniest things .. all the time and i feel it appropriate to document them for historical purposes

Most recently ..

Come here mackenzie im going to beat you in to submition ..

im aware that to fully appreciate the humor of these statements you need to be a member of my family but i have no dought others will take joy in reading them also.

bobbys wedding

2010-03-10T20:57:00.008+11:00

so there is a large posibility thyat my sister is going to be married soon as some of you know .. i have decided to imbrace it .. not much else worth doing .. any way so me mackenzie and kamilah have had much fun discussing the wedding (which mund you may not happen .. theres no ring yet or anything but you know .. ) She says she doesnt want a conventional wedding .. and wants the whole thing to be low key .. so .. ok .. thats fine .. we'll spend al the money on the clothes .. (i have just heared that kamilah has also recentley bloged on this very topic .. interesting .. as you can see its a hot topic of convo in my house .. i even wrote a song abvout it .. ( its amazing) Well today kamilah came to the thought that it was needed for the two of us to look after the frock and suites of our sister potentioal brother in law .. this was fun .. i would firstley like to thank burberry and vera wang for their shear genius'ness for with out them this would render a compleatley unsatisfactory resalt .. For people reading from afar feel free to take notes .. if you know alexandra .. my family or could in any way in the future have any thing to do with my family and are soon to be hitched .. i suggest you back away form your computor now .. no one likes a theif .. especialy when it comes to colaborated wedding ideas .. i will now post ..

Im feeling this could be a cool idea for the grooms man .. who i am hoping to be one of .. this clavin klein suit is amazing because it just is ..

this i was thinking of for the groom .. not the shirt or tie obviousley a different coulur would be needed but i think this suit colour is quite different to the norm .. which i like and when you see the brides dress you will see the need to potentialey diverge from the classic black i am still undecided..

so the brides mades .. still unsure about wether to go with full length dressed or croped but we will come to thatin time .. none the less i think that the brides mades will be in white.. i know! but it will work .. trust me .. the foresty theme will be tied in with these freaking amazing head .. well you realy should call them head pieces there bit big for head bands but none the less .. so perfect .. and the intricite detailing yet simplicity in the dresses makes them perfect and ensures the look awsom with out detracting ..

another look at the head pieces .. thetre great!

this would obviousley be the croped option which at the moment i think i am favouring .. just think they would work realy well ..

now for the bigg one!!

The bride .. this vera wang masterpiece if heaven on a stick .. the colour is perfect .. thats right .. shes getting married in green .. and now you see how the white brides mades dresses work yea yea i know awsom .. nice to have you on bord ..

i just dont know that i can say any thing more that the dress is saying for it self .. its going to be amazing .. just pray your invited .. to witness this triumf!

Mission Prep'n

2010-01-03T17:58:00.002+11:00

So the mission prep is well underway infacet it is almost over ..
I leave in 11 days for the MTC

I have packed away most of my un needed clothing and amaznig posetions that i dont want the fam to use of touch away in big plastic tubs and those vacume sealed space bag thingo's

Feels so weard my cupboard are empty it just a whole lot of white shirts and suit pants left relay ..

I think i have everything now just got to get some stationary and things like that .. just the smallthings left and then ill have to actual start putting everything in to the suit cases aaaah ..

thats going to be weard! i feel i still need to get more ties .. even though i have like a billijon but evey one says there the only ways to express yourself on your mission ..

so soon i will be blogging (i hope) to you all form my mission which will be different i figure this way every one can stay in contact with me with out me having to send a bajillion letters .. which i willbe doing but not to every one every week! (this will al be providing i am allowed) (becaus eim no rulke breaker!)

so i wouls encourage you all to right to me and send me amazing things often .. i know you all will forget but ... just dont ok!!

i will but up my postal address on this blog soon and my mission email so every one has no excuse !! i will be expecting some form of contact wether it be snail mail and if email!!

This One Is For Val!!

2009-11-04T17:35:00.002+11:00

So I valerie wanted me to blog about foot rollers .. to be honest i dont know what to say .. there something we as dancers use rather regularley to release our feet.. they get tight you see.. form all that ballerinering around!

We start with the classic usualy purchaces from the body shop .. favoured because of there compact size and weight and also there convieniant place of purchase .. you see they seem to go missing alot.. some find however that the ridges on the classic foot roller are not big and sharp enough to release the foot ..

So they would usualy venture on to the classics big brother .. i cant think of a name i can bake up for it so wel just call it the bruce.. bruce the foot roller .. i like it .. any way .. I personaly have nover been able to find one of these in general stores .. i am told you have to go to New Zealand .. but i am sure they are avaalable here in Oz .. Bruce offers higher ridges providing a sharper and deeper feeling as you use it .. they also usualy have these handy little rubber things on the edge like tyers for your roller .. i dont know that they make any difference at all but hey .. why not have tyers on you piece of wood you roll your feet over every day ..

many an inexperienced person have i am sure fallen in to the trap of buying one of these . we'll call it the rubbish .. the ribbish foot roller is just that rubbish .. you generaly have to sit down as you use it .. because you cant actualy put your full weight on it as you will crush it and snap the little pathettic rods that the little caddy spiked weels rest apon .. in short it is a posers foot roler .. ( please note i have never actualy used one of these )..

as i mentioned these amazing devices often get stolen whilst you look the other way .. So often a makeshift roller is intraduced .. in the form of a large piece of dowl .. i personaly find the dowl foot roller just as, if not superiourley better than any of the other rollers perviousley mentioned .. i find it most effective if you simply stand strait on it with your full weight over the most tender part of your foot.. it works a treat ..

Do enjoy .. Hope i have been helpfull .. Told you i would Val ..

sorry about all the typos i know there there but i couldnt be bothered going back and correcting them all ..

I also found this awsom looking one but know nothing about it so can not comment ..

2009-10-29T16:31:00.002+11:00

Sunny .. Brisbane Australia.. Exciting!!

Superior fruits

2009-10-29T16:21:00.002+11:00

So Alexandra and i were having a convosations about how amazing pineapple was .. and we both decided it falls under the category of ... superior fruits.. other superior fruits we include would be ovecorse.. MANGO's amazing . Rockmellon or as some unfortunate people call it .. cantelope .. eww hate that word .. but an amazing fruit none the less .. interestingly most of them are summer fruites .. actualy .. plums .. i would put them in that catigory .. coconut.. although doint know that that is a fruit . more of a nut as the name so correctley implies ,.. Strawberries .. help me .. what are others ..

Tied!

2009-10-11T19:40:00.023+11:00

I Know I Usualy Dont Do Louis Vuitton But...

AMAZING

I Just Like The Little Crests Ralph Lauren Do Some Nice Ones
But I Couldnt Find Any Pic's

Again Lover Of The Paisley But So So Hard To Find An Amazing One
I Spot Them On People But Never In Any Shops
I Dont Particularly Even Find This One Amazing Enough
But Its Here To Represent My Love For Paisley

Just been looking around at some ties .. Alwaysed enjoyed a good tie .. Which is luckey seeing as i will be wearing them for a little while ..

Beck Ya Bogan!

2009-10-11T16:59:00.003+11:00

So Rebecca is Home yay .. EXCEPT! .. she is talking like a compleat and total Bogan ..
Her new saying .. Struggle Town.. every thing is oo struggle town .. or .. Struggle Street in Struggle town ..

Rebeca .. its time to leave the bogan in cooma and return to the real world of 'Result' ..and 'Thats rich' ..

Whats The G.O.

2009-10-05T20:34:00.004+11:00

So I should be getting my mission call very soon and I am rather excited as you can imagin ..
I sould be leaving some time end of this year to earley next year which is realy soon .. so soon infact the time between when i first decided to start getting my papers ready and now has gone so so quick .. and i can only imagin how quick the time is going to go between when i get my call and when i leave .. especialy because i will be working with the AB. and melbourne ballet in between that time .. so i am tring to get prepared now so i dont feel like every thing is a mad rush, right before i leave ... Im going to ty and blog as much of my prep as i can .. and then continue to blog while im gone ..

Ellen and i have both been saying how we both spend atleast 50% of the day thinking about what we are going to wear on our missions .. its bad.. should be focusing on more important things.. but where not .. and im going to keep posting things up that i wish i could wear or are loking in to getting for my mission .. things like suites, ties, watches, shoes, bags, stationary, recipies ( have to get a cook book together.. im going to have to be cooking for my self ) coats, Music(mo-tab of corse) and probobley a whole bunch of other semingley odd but usefull things ..

Its going to be amazing ,., im having fun ...

2009-10-05T17:48:00.001+11:00

Paul Smith

Mandarina Duck

Ermenegildo Zegna
Armani

Carrera
Calvin Klein

I am going to keep throwing up sunglasses for a while .. each time i find some i like ..
I am lovinging the two tone and torteshel .. but the colours fun too ..

Inspired Amanda

2009-10-05T16:48:00.000+11:00

I was inspired to once again take up the search for a pair of sungalsses after trying on a pair of my friend Amanda's unisex marc jacobs this week end .. they were amazing ..
And i was thinking i will be needing a pair for my mission .. where ever i go im pretty sure there is going to be sun .. so a pair of amazing sunglasses is imperitive .. i have been brousing.. and here are a few.. obviousley i am going to staying clear of the Ray Ban wayfarer..

Wayward Wayfarer

2009-10-04T21:40:00.000+11:00

I have for some years been a fan of the authentic Ray Ban Wayferer.. and still do love them ...

However... unfortunatley every one in the freaking world seems to now own a pair ... wether they be authentic or not we wont judge .. but they are becoming so "common" there no longer the awsom vintage sunnies that the elect few had had passed down to them by their parents ...

Its sad .. Because they are so fun .. and i loved them .. im so torn because i dont like wearing things that other people have where i can avoid it ...

Perhaps a smooth solution to this problemcould have been moving to the 'Club Master'

but i am seeing almost as many of these popping up every day .. and their cheap imitations..

2009-10-04T19:27:00.000+11:00

I have had my eye on this watch for some time .. burberry in general has to be one of the gratest things ever..

Name it ...

2009-10-04T18:01:00.000+11:00

Thanks to Mackenzie my little sister for the name ...

Start Of Something New

2009-10-04T17:24:00.000+11:00

Today I am starting my blog to all ...
I intend to blog about everything and anything i feel impresed too...
This will be a culmination of a very strange culmination of unrelated things ...
I am close to the worst speller known to man ...
Sorry im dislexic... stop judging me...
I see a lot of freaky stuff thats rather entertaining and will share itwith the great webular.. (you)
Because i find them funny and you will too...
This will also include what i think about just about any and everything...
From Lables to Music, Ballet to Politics, Food to Public Transport ... so lots of stuff...
I will review things and recomend things and just talk about things i think are Amazing!
stay tuned i think this is going to be fun ...